I hate you fucking straight breeder hetero bastards. I hate all and each of you for your stupidity. I’ve never gotten knocked up and spread my offspring to offend and rape the earth. Aren’t I a better American because I’m not contributing? We help keep the population down you clods.
But you like to give. You are giving and giving. And we will make your kids gay and gayer.
Isn’t accidentally creating a life a sin? Doesn’t anyone know what happens when you put a penis in a vagina?
No babies are made in a same sex relationship. This is a perk.
Think about how courageous it is to be an out person. While millions of selfish closeted fucks make my life harder because of their secrets.
You hide online and use the out G&L pool as prey. You duck behind labels of bisexuality to please men and college experimenting to really get off. I know ever night you dream about your college roommate. Your same sex love will never die.
I work with your kids that you made gay with your DNA. You did it. You made them gay. My straight parents made me gay and I can spot gay kids a mile away at school. I treat them no differently but I know I’ll see them marching in the local gay parade very soon. No bisexual floats in the parade. Make your own pride bisexual cowards.
I see the future gay kids and I watch their families and friends force them and squelch them into straight activity. My jaw drops when the gayest of boys tells me how he has a girlfriend. I watch as his jaw drops as he sees the boys varsity soccer star walk by.
You know that appalled reaction a room filled with male and female movie goers make when they witness the fruits of homosexuality. Be it a joke-y scene in an American Pie movie or a random same sex couple in your local gay neighborhood, they guffaw. An allegedly straight male or female will turn their nose up and double forward in disgust.
Did those straight people know that Milk was a gay film even when they went to see it?
If you are grossed out, you can’t just turn away right?
Well, I’d like to announce a movement to turn that reaction right back towards its originators.
You see in my hatred of straights I hate to see them being intimate. I fast forward through any film with straight sex in it. I’ll change the channel if man-woman love is on display. In public? You can’t imagine the things I scream when I see some man eating a woman’s face off in a so called “kiss.” Nothing seems more unnatural to me than seeing a man and a woman together.
Am I calling for straight bashing? Why not? At least we’d be more creative in our bashing. Am I calling for an outright media war of calling into television and radio shows acting as if you are interested in the current topic and half way through the call saying FUCK STRAIGHT PEOPLE, maybe? Am I calling for every gay person to be in the audience of Oprah or The Price is Right and jumping up and down like monkeys screaming about civil rights? Of course not.
What do you call it when a male is married to a woman? When that man has this woman have his kids. He occasionally wants to stick his dick in her and get off somehow. But on a Friday night? Saturday afternoon? He prefers to be with his male friends. If the man and woman who are married go out to a function, he spends time with men while she spends time with women.
I call that gay.
My same sex love is someone I like to have by my side. Someone I like to enjoy meals with. Someone that I like to spend time with in the home and out of the home, most same sex couples actually enjoy each other and cannot hide behind inequality of the sexes.
This makes homosexuals stronger in nature and in general. We actually like the people we are in relationships with.
And straight women? I will focus on this as I know more about this biology, though I’ve had your straight sex and you can keep it.
If you put 10 women in a room. Ten “straight” women in a room, of various straightness. Throw in that trucker driver from the first Survivor if you like? Throw into the room the president of the Junior League and toss in female Clinton, and the Octomom even. I assure you I could turn 5 out of ten into a lesbian, if they didn’t already try it out previously.
Straight people are scared of us, because they know our lives are freer. Our lives are equal to that of our partners even if the money made isn’t equal. Even if I do the dishes more and my girlfriend prefers the laundry. No one is lesser. No one is greater.
A room filled with ten women have been oppressed so bad by society that in a given hour half of these females will be putting their tongues in my ears. As I whisper to them about the land of perfectly performed cunnilingus, toilet seats never flipped up, equality in the home and actual help with household duties… they would be taking off their wedding rings.
How many times have I heard so called straight women get squeamish around the conversation of a penis. Flacid or otherwise? Just recently two straight women basically gagged at the thought of a limp dick and when I mentioned if it would be better if the dick was hard, they grew more repulsed. That’s not the reaction one would expect from a genre of people who are straight. Women don’t even like cock. Men are the only ones who actually like cock. You are still very much a woman if you don’t let some man ejaculate on your face. You are more of a woman in many people’s minds if you disallow this event. Meanwhile, I’ve never seen a lesbian grimace at the idea of a vagina, dry or wet.
All of these so called heterosexuals in their stupid little marriages to men that they met in college, because that is still why some of these women go to college, meanwhile more deserving people should be attending university… they are mere whispers away from knowing what life really is. They are leading these programmed lives of breederism because that is what people have been telling them. Even the one’s that know “it’s ok to be gay” stay closeted because it’s easier. It’s safer. It’s what they think they are supposed to do.
But you straights. You keep giving. We’ll keep taking. You made us gay. We love being gay. I would rather be me, a lesbian, than you, a straight person trapped in life, playing a role that you’ve been forced into one way or another. I would rather be me, even if you don’t think I should have the same civil rights as you. Even if you think I’m a sinner. Even if I go to this place that you’ve made up, hell. Hell is your marriage. Heaven lies in the snatch of any woman.
